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Dramatis Personae

~ The Cast of Characters, Should you Read my Blog ~

Myself:

I really wish I could get my hair to do this.
I really wish I could get my hair to do this.

Now, 43 after my most recent birthday. Vampire old. Theologian. Asthmatic. Married, mother of two precious effing cherubs. Survivor of child sexual assault. Recovering alcoholic with six + years sober.

My Superpower is The Laugh.

My totem animal is The Moon. When I’m feeling pagan, I go by “Analuna.”

tim allen with hammer
The Hubs would hate that his alter ego / internet representation was Tim Allen, btw.

The Hubs:

Sarcastic. Epileptic. Gooey center (good with other people’s crying).  Eagle Scout. Works customer service / former call center monkey. Fixes anything with moving parts. Fan of motorcycles and power tools.

His Superpower is Dealing With It.

His totem animal is a Cat: “Pet me pet me pet me. We will never speak of this again.”

Cherub One:

He is Calvin.
He is Calvin.

Firstborn. HIGH ENERGY. So much energy, homg. Loves toys. Very verbal. Calls me “Mom.” He is ALL BOY, all the time.

He loves his baby sister, and his song for her when she cries is, “Baby Sister, don’t cry, don’t cry. Big Brother is here.” (It is about the most precious thing in the universe.)

His Superpower is Adorableness. He has known it since he was six months old. It is scary sometimes.

His totem animal is a Tornado.

Cherub Twomaggie simpson

Girlie. The Baby. AKA “SissieBear.” Huge smile. Blessing.  Source of PPMD, which is sort of terrifying.

Her Superpower: TBA.

Her totem animal: Bear. (Also possibly TBA.)

Nunkie G.:mark_twain_quote-fool_quote

Diabetic. Blind. One-legged. Complicated familial past. Adult child of alcoholics. Mark Twain lookalike. Roots for the Mariners and the Seahawks. Constantly watches / listens to TV, even when sleeping. We live with him because he can’t live by himself; he needs someone to take care of him. This usually falls to me.

My Mom:

Mom is from Nevada.
Mom is from Nevada.

Favorite song is “Home Means Nevada.” Favorite movie is “The Quiet Man.” Bipolar, diagnosed when she was 63 (a very belated explanation of the vagaries of my childhood experience of her).  Loves to play cards. Brilliant. Ph.D. in Economics.

Totem animal: Cat.

Favorite quote: “Anna, I didn’t have cancer to ruin your wedding.”

M-I-L:

Apple being the image of sexuality.
Apple being the symbol of sexuality.

Mother in law. Younger sister of Nunkie G. Mother of The Hubs. Adult child of alcoholics. Survivor of domestic violence. Really likes Christmas, and Snow White. Likes baseball, and is a season ticket holder for the Spokane Indians. Also roots for the Mariners and the Seahawks.

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